Friday, September 19, 2008

I'm On Another Roll

Kim, this song is for you....are you listening to it?


(Linda, you will like it too!)


Man, I am on a roll here.


If you haven't gone back and checked out my blog


in the past couple days, you need to.


Well I would like for you to.


I have been doing multiple postings per day.


Why you asked?


Because sometimes I just don't post and


then sometimes I have a lot to say.


Sometimes I feel like I am too busy, or not in the mood.


Then it seems that when it rains it pours.


I have had a lot going on.


I love figuring out these picture things


and want to share my progress.


Then I feel bad that I have neglected my friends


and find out that boy of boy are they busy!


Attention:

Kim at Homesteaders Heart

Please go see her and give a tickle to your funny bone.

Here is my funny via email from a friend in Oklahoma (Tina)


Subject: The Love Story of Ralph and Karen
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Karen the news she said, 'Karen, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Karen replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

12 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

That's a good one!

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh my goodness! Too funny! Thanks for linking up Lisa!

Putz said...

oh, you are just awful, ASWFUL, you have had a lot to say, haven't you?????and are in an especially good, uplifting mood, i can sense that..

Peggy said...

Oh, that's bad. LOL

Employee No. 3699 said...

Where do you find these songs?!?

Good joke, I'll have to pass that one along.

Laurie Ann said...

Too funny! I love it.

Erica said...

Too funny or sad, I don't know which, but thanks for the laugh!

Tonjia said...

ROFLMAO!!! thats too funny!

Kathy C. said...

Oh no! LOL - oops. :)

Erica said...

Girl, I would have cried about the ringlets FOR SURE! Thanks for making me feel better :)

Lisa @ Stop and Smell the Chocolates said...

You caught me off guard there - funny!!

Just Joni said...

I wonder if I could get by with that? Ha....probably not!

Have a good day ~