Friday, April 24, 2009

Friday Funnies

This day is always so much fun. Who doesn't love Fridays and who doesn't love a good laugh? Kim at Homesteaders Heart host the Friday Funnies and I am glad she does. So take a second and enjoy my laugh for the day....brought to you via email from my dear friend Marge at Road Sage. (sorry Marge, I had to share it, this is just too cute to keep between us friends!)

Go see Kim and find out who else is contributing to the funny bone humor today!

Talk to you all soon, I have a very busy day, weekend and maybe even busy week next week..
depending on the rain!!! The photo shoots are starting to come in!!! (thank you Lord for this blessing!)

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?'

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.


The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble, set with sapphires. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'


The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble, studded with rubies. 'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. 'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'


'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!' The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.


'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'


The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.


Signed,
All Women

10 comments:

Jennifer said...

Too cute!!!

Happy Friday!

The Real Me! said...

LOL!!! That is too funny my friend.
Happy Friday to you!
Kim

Saleslady371 said...

I love this! Thanks so much for the fun laughter this morning. Happy Friday!

Just Joni said...

Stopping by for my chuckle and getting caught up on the happenings at your place. My goodness you have been taking a lot of pictures! And all wonderful! Hope your weather doesn't turn too ugly...at least enjoy the weekend! You asked if I was still feeding homeless people every Friday and yes I am! I just haven't had much time to blog about it and really it's been quite uneventful-not much changes. I serve, we visit and then I go home feeling blessed for a number of reasons. Right now school is keeping me way too busy, winding up the semester. It will be such a relief when it is over.

marcy said...

You have a cute blog with nice posts.

blessings,

marcy

Grammy said...

LOL I would have waited for brad. lol

Marge said...

This is Roadsage and I pick Brad.

claudia said...

LOL!
YAY! for the photo shoots coming in? I had no doubt that soon you would be getting busy with those photographics skills of yours!
Happy Friday, happy weekend, take time for yourself in there somewhere too!
Love Ya!

Mental P Mama said...

Now that's a good one! Have a wonderful weekend!

Serendipity said...

LOL! No kidding!