Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

Hello girls (and guys?!) I have been MIA on the Friday funnies lately, lots been going on here and I have lost my music to honor Kim's special day. So I am bummed about that. But life goes on. I wanted to try and get back into the routine of the Friday funnies, laughter is truly good for the soul. This is a joke I have saved for this very occasion. After reading these, hop on over to Kim at Homesteaders Heart for a bunch more!!! Have a great weekend!

Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival.

When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed, 'This island is uninhabited, there is no food, there is no water. We are going to die!'

The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane, folded his arms and responded, 'No we're not. I make over $250,000 a week.'

The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. 'Listen, we are on an uninhabited island. There is no food, no water. We are going to die!'

The other man, unruffled, again responded. 'No, I make over $250,000 a week.'

Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again repeated, 'For the last time, I'm telling you we ARE doomed. There is NO one else on this island. There is NO food. There is NO water. We are, I repeat, going to die a slow death.'

Still unfazed, the first man looked the other in the eyes and said, 'Do not make me say this again. I make over $250,000 per week, I am a Baptist, and I tithe. MY PASTOR WILL FIND US!'


The Real Me! said...

Oh girl that is toooooo funny. I loved it! Welcome back by the way. I've missed you!!!
I need to slow down and take a look at your newest photos. I'm sure they are wonderful.
Big hugs to you my friend.

Mental P Mama said...


Saleslady371 said...

This is great. LOL.
Have a wonderful Friday.

Marsha said...

Oh this is hilarious! My sister and I were just talking about churches that talk about tithing all the time. She's got to see this.

Michele Williams said...

Okay... Marsha got me to come to see this! LOL... so funny!!!

Jennifer said...

OMG...that is great! If I made $250,000 a week and I'm not Baptist...Pastor Rusty would surely come find me too!

I will definitely have to share this joke with him.

Thanks for the laughter. Happy Friday!

Reddirt Woman said...

I love it. I've got to share this one for sure.

Thanks for the laugh.


Debbie said...

You nut. Good one.

I still don't know why it says I'm visiting from Lexington,NC on the sidebar. I'm in Clemmons, darnit!

Tonjia said...

hahahahaa!!! thats a great one!