Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of
stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since
this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American
Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, and Northern Tissue
Company. Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight
on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may
be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today,
and millions were wiped clean.
It's a tough market out there. Be careful!
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA( ok, so not me!).SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. ( I could see that being one of my daughters friends!)
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' (that would be my daughter!)
THE OLDER WOMAN ( that would be me!) FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.I'M GETTING A FAX!! (oh that would be so me!)