Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday Funnies


Friday funnies


Ok, this is in itself is too funny. I linked first before posting because it was number 13!!! So I have to come up with a funny really quickly. While you are waiting go to Kim's blog at Homesteader's Heart and I will come up with one!!!
I could not come up with a Thanksgiving funny....so we will just have to make do. This on is about current events! And you know I will probably do two just because I can. I got this email from my uncle who is into the stock market and I keep saying I am going to take my info over to him and let him tell me what I am invested in and how it is (not) doing. So enjoy his words of wisdom:

Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of
stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since
this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American
Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, and Northern Tissue
Company. Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight
on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may
be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today,
and millions were wiped clean.

It's a tough market out there. Be careful!
And because my daughter is up to date on all the latest gadget and things I thought of her with this one.

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA( ok, so not me!).SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. ( I could see that being one of my daughters friends!)

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' (that would be my daughter!)

THE OLDER WOMAN ( that would be me!) FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.I'M GETTING A FAX!! (oh that would be so me!)
I hope these made you smile, and have a very happy, stress free Thanksgiving. And think of me if you ever get another fax or even send one for that matter! (not a pretty picture, sorry!)
Update: New joke just came in, brought to you by Caleb, my 7 year old grandson, after reading him some of the other jokes posted, he wanted me to add his to MY BLOG!
Question: Why did the dinosaur cross the lake?
WHY????
Because he had to find a restroom so he could read the newspaper!
wonder where he found this information???huh daddy????

9 comments:

Susan said...

OK, these jokes were seriously funny!!!!!

Still laughing~

Peggy said...

Oh, that's hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh.

Tonjia said...

MWAHAHAHA.... I love the sauna joke!

And I think the dinosaur joke is adorable. Please give your Caleb a hug for me. he is precious.

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh laughter is good medicine isn't it my friend. Thanks for sharing some funny and making us laugh.
Hugs to you!

Michelle said...

I enjoyed Calebs joke. Lets just call it a little "potty" humour.

SophieMae said...

Oh, those really cracked me up! Thanks ever so for sharing yor merry heart! And be sure to thank Caleb, as well. 8-]

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Marge said...

Okay, waiting for the grandkid pictures! And I got a wonderful surprise in the mail today! Thank you so much, dear friend! You are too much!

Love ya!

bernthis said...

LOVED IT!!! I'm exhausted and coming down with something and I still laughed. I will share with friends for sure.

Just Joni said...

Now that's funny....and your jokes weren't so bad either *wink.