Friday, November 7, 2008

Friday Funnies

Well It is Here again!!!

This one tonight is more funny to me due to the job I previously held. So I hope you enjoy it and please do see the humor in it!!! Join Kim at Homesteaders Heart to have more humor in your day. If you want to join in my anniversary give away, there is a test in the post below this one. But you better hurry, entries are due by 11:00 tomorrow!
Is this a Funny or Is it Real???
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a fine grayish-white powder.' (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day!!!

3 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh my Goodness! That's too funny. I think lol. Oh and do you need me to call your daughter to let her know that I'm okay? LOL. You are too funny. It's crazy that you can just love people you've never met isn't it? I'll take my chances with the few I've found on here.
Have a great weekend.
Hugs.

Tonjia said...

LMAO!!!! You know your having a bad day when drug thieves steal and snort your sisters ashes.... heheheeeeee

Just Joni said...

that's funny...maybe it gave them the initiative to go to rehab!