Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Funnies

I forgot it was Friday....I have my grand daughter here.
I lose track of time.

My brother in law sent me this in my email and I loved it...knew I had to share it with you all today .....Friday before Mother's Day. Enjoy it, laugh and thing how true it just might be. Be sure to visit Kim at Homesteaders Heart for Friday Funnies.

Happy Mothers Day to all mommas and grandmas.

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,

And bring so much happiness...just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,

And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.

I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.

I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,

I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.

Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,

I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,

I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,

And when they get angry...I'll run....if I'm able!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,

I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks and throw one away,

And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,

I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,

And say with a groan, 'She's so sweet when she's sleeping!'
God Bless All Moms and Grandmas everywhere!


Marge said...

I love this more and more each time I see it. And isn't it true? I can't wait to get old! Paybacks are awesome!!!!

Mental P Mama said...

Amen! Happy Mother's Day;)

The Real Me! said...

Too funny! I'm gonna do it! Ha! Ha!

Reddirt Woman said...

I love this!!! I have several folks I want to send this to...

Thanks for sharing and enjoy your granddaughter.

I'll holler at you next week.


"Hello... It's Me Again..." said...

I enjoyed this!!!

Debbie said...

Happy Mother's Day you funny nut!!

((Hugs))Hope it was a wonderful day for you :)

Lisa @ Stop and Smell the Chocolates said...

Hee Hee - too funny! Hope you had a wonderful Mother's Day!

The Real Me! said...

I need your vote my friend. Come to my blog to see why! LOL.
Yup I'm getting desperate!
Hee! Hee!
Love ya!

bernthis said...

you forgot something to the effect of how you'll play our IPOD so loud you'll never hear them call you.