A is for apple, and B is for boat,
Now The Alphabet
A's for arthritis;
D is for dental decay and decline,
H High blood pressure--We'd rather it low;
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
P for prescriptions. We have quite a few,
S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed,
IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY.
IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME!
Incident at Cabela's
A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.