yes, Allie had her feet on the counter tops, but at least her socks were clean!
This will be a new thing for me to do, "blogging". I have retired from police work after nearly 22 years so I would like to share some insight about work, parenting and just life experiences. With this new adventure I hope to brighten your day, give you some comic relief and maybe share my wisdom! Let's get started with "My New Thing To Do".
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Cooking at the Jobes'
yes, Allie had her feet on the counter tops, but at least her socks were clean!
My Valentines Gift
I have been very blessed this Valentines Day. My daughter sent me a dozen multi colored roses. That sure was sweet. She sent them to me early and they are just now opening up so pretty. Then my husband got me a dozen long stem red roses for Valentines day, they smell sooo good. And my other daughter got me one of the nicest gifts of all......watch the video and you will see what I mean. I have the KIDS !!!! I bought some Squeaker Shoes while in Florida for Allie, this is a cute video of her and the dogs. Be sure to pause my playlist. Happy Valentines Day to all.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Friday Funnies

paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently,
and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want too appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error
in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark."
"You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50%
of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you
did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire
career."
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
We Are Fine!
Friday, February 6, 2009
Friday Funnies
Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said... "What's for dinner, Batman?"
And would you like one more because I am full of them???
I am in the middle of painting my bathroom and trying to get some things done around my house. When I read this joke it made me think of me!!! Except I am NOT blonde, but it is still funny.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is okay. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said..
'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'
ps,ok maybe I AM blonde, for my spell check says there is no "e" on the end of the blond (E). I thought there was so I am leaving it.....is the computer right???? or am I just a really poor speller?
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Changes Are Coming

Sunday, February 1, 2009
Florida Pictures II
I didn't ask them. But I do know they didn't catch anything.
Take out any one?
This also shows the boardwalk outside the building of the condo.
I was on the balcony taking these pictures.
Of course what is a beach with out a sea gull?